Corrupt a wish

Granted, your life becomes an all-consuming vortex of work and you grow old and never have a family or any other meaningful relationships because your work is more important.

I wish it wasn't so hard for me to decide what to eat.

Granted, you now eat dog poop every meal

I wish to have the most points in general and normal points on Pi

Granted and just realised that your very first wish came true. The MERCS have been disbanded.

I wish for a holiday and some energy shots.

Granted, but you had so many holidays that your boss got angry and the energy shots costed you nearly so much money that it came to a point that you are living on the curb.

I wish that I never have to sleep and that there won't be any side effects in doing so.

Granted, so when it's your bed time you are forced to sit in your room and stare at the ceiling since you can't sleep.

I wish that when I played Ikariam, time would stop so I don't waste like 2 hours going through stuff that is less significant than the other games I have.

Granted, but the computer freezes with time

I wish that XIP had 150 1,000,000 point players

Granted, but you aren't one of them. Also XIP still isn't a top ranking alliance because Black has 200 players with 1,000,000 points.

I wish that this game would end

Granted, but than it begins again...


I wish for a baneling plushie

Granted, but it's made of cheap fabric and has the tendency to leach oxygen out of the air around it.

I wish I could play this game I have called The Movies. For some reason it never installs properly...

granted, but it is a one day trial.

I wish I can have StarCraft 2 for my Birthday or Christmas present (now you guys know what to get me lol)

Granted, but you don't have an account to play multiplayer on and are stuck with Single player (which sucks)

I wish for a girlfriend (Can't really think right now)

granted, but she ain't pretty.

I wish for a...............(30 minutes later) I don't know, I got nothin....

Granted, you now have nothing except your body and brain (I'm not quite sure if you had one before or not but... jk)

I wish that Much Ado About Nothing wasn't so hard to find a good quote in.

Granted, it never was...you just were being to picky so you wasted all this time trying to pick a good quote that was always there.

I wish my room was bigger.

Granted, it's 1mm bigger on all sides

I wish for a cookie

Granted, you get a nice round cookie...that's so burned that you can't even eat it. Bon appetit!

I wish that Amp had posted a wish...

granted, but the wish was " "

I wish that mahniex's account on Pi got hacked and that all his buildings and towns were torn down and abandoned so he has only 20 points.

Granted, but you hacked and got banned for it so they gave mahniex 2,000,000 points

I wish that Francie would read my letter!

he does, but ignores it. I wish that this game was more interesting.

Granted everyone posts more interesting wishes, but Ming becomes disturbed since it is easy to make you awkward/disturbed ( ) and you stop posting here.

I wish that I had more time in my day.

You do, but it is only a minute longer.

I wish for...nothing I guess.

Granted, now you have nothing. You exist in "limbo"

I wish I had a portable music player that could automatically download new songs that I like.

Granted, it's $9000000000000 a month

I wish for all my work to be done!

granted but It is all wrong and crappy.

I wish I could go out and do stuff with friends instead of staying home all day.