Re: Corrupt a wish

**Maillig** Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:01 am

His wish for me to go to church? Idk...?

Anyways...

I wish I could enroll for Spring Classes sooner so I can have a spot in some half-way decent time slots >_<

**Amplanohre** Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:34 pm

Granted, you can enroll for Spring Classes earlier, but because you are a such procrastinator, you put it off and still get bad time slots.

I wish I had a different chemistry teacher.

**Maillig** Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:42 pm

Granted, he/she still sucks

I wish that I was the leader of the #1 alliance in Ikariam

**Amplanohre** Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:56 pm

Granted, but you still aren't number 1 and your members don't respect your authority. Razz

I wish I could add more hours to the day for homework.

**Maillig** Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:13 pm

^That would happen

Anyway...

There are more hours and more work

I wish for a USB port to my brain that allows me to download info to my brain and it never gets dirty Very Happy

**Ming Leung** Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:47 pm

Didn't you already wish for that? lol

**Amplanohre** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:02 pm

Granted, but you accidentally remove the USB drive while information was being downloaded to your brain and it corrupted all the files. Sorry, you can no longer access any of the information you have learned.

I wish for a better cell phone.

**Ming Leung** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:05 pm

Granted, it was upgraded to a 4g smart phone, but when you went online, a virus came in through the internet and corrupted the phone....

I wish for STARCRAFT 2!!!!!

**Amplanohre** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:08 pm

Granted, you get a cheap knockoff that crashes every time you try to play it. Congratulations!

I wish I had my driver's license.

**Ming Leung** Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:49 pm

Granted, but you lose it cause you got pulled over and it was confiscated because you were a "dangerous driver"

I wish that I could just go on vacation now... and away from school

**Amplanohre** Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:16 am

Granted, but you miss a bunch of school days and you aren't promoted to 10th grade. Have fun being a freshman again! Razz

I wish I could read entire novels (500+ pages) in 8 hours.

**Maillig** Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:45 am

Granted, but you can only remember 2 words of it.

I wish for Ming to have a facebook and be active on it.

**Amplanohre** Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:47 pm

Granted, but his parents find out and he gets his computer permanently removed from his room so he is forced to use the family computer under his parent's supervision.

I wish for a bigger bedroom.

**Maillig** Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:29 pm

Granted, but it has no floor...and it's over a pit of lava...

I wish communitychannel would post a video Razz

**Ming Leung** Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:05 pm

Granted, they post a video, but your internet crashes and it takes a month to get it fixed. The video they posted lasts only a week.

I wish i had a pencil that can write what i think by itself instead of me holding the pencil and writing it out.

**Amplanohre** Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:24 pm

Granted, but it has no filter. It writes everything you think, both consciously (like responding to a prompt) and subconsciously (like your brain telling your heart to beat), and there is no grammar so your paper looks like:

breath beat breath beat I breath beat wish beat breath blink that breath beat breath beat blink...

I wish I had unlimited army producing capabilities.

**Ming Leung** Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:26 pm

granted, but the game operators think that you hacked or used cheats and glitches so they ban you from the game for 15 years.

I wish that building battleships don't cost so much sulfur.

**Amplanohre** Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:27 pm

Granted, they make up the cost difference in wood, and add in extra costs for wine and crystal glass.

I wish chifeo would leave me alone forever.

**Ming Leung** Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:26 pm

Granted, when he tries to attack you the action is denied, so he gets frustrated to a point where he tells his alliance mates to attack you for him.

I wish that I had photographic memory.

**Amplanohre** Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:47 pm

Granted, but the "photographs" come out blurry Razz

I wish we didn't waste so much time in Classical Literature

**Ming Leung** Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:54 pm

Granted, Mrs. Bonjione leaves, but she becomes our history teacher for the rest of our high school life.

I wish that My math teacher wasn't soo boring

**Amplanohre** Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:57 pm

Granted, she becomes interesting and full of energy, but she finds it suddenly necessary to tell you all the stories of interesting things that she's experienced. (Sound familiar?)

I wish I didn't have to do math homework and it wouldn't affect my grade at all.

**Ming Leung** Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:42 pm

granted, but because you didn't do the homework, you don't understand how to do the problem on tests, so the homework doesn't affect your grade, but the tests you fail do.

I wish that I don't have to do the internal assessment in History.

**Amplanohre** Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:25 pm

Um I said not doing my homework wouldn't affect my grade AT ALL...

Anyways, granted you don't have to, but if you do, you will fail History this quarter.

I wish for a brand new car.

**Ming Leung** Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:51 am

granted you get a really nice and fancy car, but the dealer is a jerk and they you have to pay an interest of 10k dollars a month for 2 years.

I wish that my spanish Project doesn't take such a long time and I get an A average at the end of the semester.

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