Corrupt a wish

Granted, the project takes no time at all (because you don't do it), but by some miracle you wind up with an A for this semester...unfortunately, you still fail most of your tests and have to deal with lectures from your parents.

I wish I wasn't so hungry when I came home from school.

granted, you don't feel hunger so you don't know when to eat so your health goes down

I wish that I will always get As in school and Don't need to study.

Granted, but when you get into the real world, you realize that your lack of studying caused you to forget much of the information you learned throughout your school rendering you a liability to any organization that chooses to hire you.

I wish you guys wouldn't use circular messages so much and get on the forums!!!

granted, we stop circular messages, but we don't post on the forum.

I wish that I didn't have Mrs. Reich as a Spanish teacher, and had Ariza because her class is a whole lot easier.

A) You didn't really grant my wish

B) Granted, but you still wind up with a B in Spanish because you think the class is too easy for you to have to study.

C) I wish for more time to play Sims 3

granted, you get more time to play sims 3, but your computer crashes and burns from over playing...

I wish for more sugar cookies (I finished them this morning.)

Granted

You gorge yourself on all of the extra cookies until your stomach ruptures and you contract sepsis.

I wish all of my files could magically be restored.

granted, but it was restored with the bug/virus/what ever issue that made your computer crash. So your computer stops working once again.

I wish for a less boring spring break...

Granted

You get a new video game that you play nonstop all week and when you finally beat the game your super thin from not eating, you smell bad for not bathing or going to the bathroom, and your skin is ghostly pale because you never opened the blinds. At school everyone avoids you for a good week, but hey, your Spring Break wasn't boring

I wish downloading CC for the Sims 3 wasn't so complicated.

Downloading becomes really simple and is only one click away....after paying a transaction fee of 50$

I wish that spring break would last longer...

Granted, it lasts so long that you forget to come back to school when it's done and you miss the entire 4th quarter.

I wish for a pony