Corrupt a wish

Make more money in the real world or the Ikariam world?

If it's the real world, granted but you spend it all on ambrosia.

If it's Ikariam gold, granted but then the new version makes gold vulnerable when pillaged.

I wish to upgrade my cavalry to tanks.

Granted, but the tanks are too heavy to leave your town and are still vulnerable to bombardiers.

I wish that Ming could register to the forum.

Granted but he never uses it

I wish for Mortars and Bombardiers to require less research points

Granted, they take 1 less.

I wish I could build an 8th town without corruption.

Granted but it's 7 hours away from your other towns.

I wish for a new resource like a silver mine.

Granted, but the silver is useless (so why should there be a mine?)

I wish there were little mini-games that allowed you to win resources, gold, and maybe even additional ships.

On an unrelated note, a gold mine would be cool. Then you could supplement your income, or back it up so that if you start loosing money your gold reserve can keep you afloat for a while.

The gold mine is granted but then, gold becomes part of the loot when you are pillaged.

I wish I could transfer resources between worlds from Pi to Rho. Transported on the Starship Enterprise.

Granted, but you can only transport 500 per week and "inter-world" storms can force your ships to return.

forgot my wish lol
I wish I could get a resource bonus package for reaching 500 points.

Granted,

But the resource package only contains 1 wood.

I wish I had Steam Giants tomorrow so I could fight repel Red Ant's attacks.

Granted, you get them for one day and with your luck, it'd be the day he doesn't attack.

I wish the forums were more active.

Looks like my wish is coming true!

I wish for a lifetime supply of root beer.

^the irony

Beer made of roots, granted!

I wish for Amph to stop talking to himself o.O

Granted, instead I talk to the people inside my head

I wish I didn't have to use any resources upgrading my governor's residences. They would upgrade with zero cost to resources.

Now, instead, they take a year to upgrade with 2 years in between.

I wish I had won 1st place yesterday at my tournament >_< (I got 2nd in all 5 of my divisions)

Congratulations! You win first place! Unfortunately, it was 1st place in the Loser's Bracket

I wish I had the power to stop time around me.

granted, but you can only stop time at a radius of 1 cm.

I wish that school would be over forever.

Granted, but only for you. You only get an 8th grade education and must compete with your former classmates who decided to go back to school.

I wish for a new 1 terabyte hard drive

Amplanohre wrote:Congratulations! You win first place! Unfortunately, it was 1st place in the Loser's Bracket

I wish I had the power to stop time around me.

LOL this was true for one of the divisions actually

anyway...

granted, but it's full of viruses

I wish for more cake

Granted, but it's filled with maggots.

I wish I could feel no pain.

Granted, to test it, you jump off a building. But just because you can't feel pain doesn't mean your indestructible...

I wish I could have stayed in Washington longer.

Granted, it's than hit by an A-Bomb

I wish for this statement to be false.

Granted, Washington, D.C. wasn't hit by an A bomb but, Washington state was. The bomb puts pressure on US-Russia, US-China, and US-North Korea relations because we're sure it was one of them...

I wish that the American economy could be revived.

granted, but through that process, many jobs were made which cause too much pollution.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, you now have a life...of starcraft...

I wish I could pay attention to the work I must do >_<