Re: Three word story

**Amplanohre** Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:14 pm

with a machine

**Ming Leung** Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:59 pm

that makes ketchup....

Guest Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:06 am

...and mustard very...

**Amplanohre** Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:14 pm

salty. Why does

Guest Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:59 pm

...this planet has...

**Amplanohre** Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:29 pm

no monsters to

**Ming Leung** Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:45 pm

eat it all.....

**Amplanohre** Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:16 pm

and drink water?

**Ming Leung** Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:36 pm

It's because they....

**Amplanohre** Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:46 pm

have no mouths

**Ming Leung** Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:07 pm

and live on.....

**Amplanohre** Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:09 pm

some pixie dust

**Ming Leung** Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:35 pm

which makes them...

**Amplanohre** Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:01 pm

able to shrink

**Ming Leung** Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:15 pm

to microscopic size....

**Amplanohre** Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:22 pm

I like to play tennis every night with my banana in hand, which sounds dirty nevertheless, because of my pudgy uncle he ate my delicious piece of smelly dog poo.
But, He then ran away crying like a tiny newborn Capuchin monkey which caused a severe mental breakdown and an extremely large, disgusting boil which was so fat and greasy that even a flood couldn't wash out all that grease and oil covered with blood and crusty skin. I can't even describe to you how nasty he looked with that awful and disturbing, grotesque, 2 inch eyebrow colored like a toad's butt [that was] burned on a broken femur bone and [then] covered with big blue mushrooms. That was the fault of the man who smelled like a llama thrown in a washing machine without any chance to escape the smell and save the queen of England. As we continue an evil doctor decided to change his gender and turned herself into a hairy and oddly quite attractive life form called a Hippocampus. She took some vinegar and some chalk, mixed it all up with some butter, [more] butter, and butternut squash to create the [a] potion in order to destroy the evil dragon. The dragon was made of hot gas and a bunch of screaming little girls. The witch's potion was actually a vial of DGH (dragon growth hormone) mixed with a dash of cinnamon and a bucket of red hot Mexican chili sauce. The mixture made loud fart noises and an extremely eye watering cloud of methane gas that exploded violently on your [the witch's] face leaving a nasty burn. It also made a huge hole in[to] the strange place called Boo Radley, where things don't make [sense] ~~themselves~~ and people ~~who~~ [can] change the rules of nature with a machine that [also] makes ketchup and mustard very salty. Why does this planet has[ve] no monsters to eat it [the ketchup and mustard] all [up] and drink water? It's because they have no mouths and live on some pixie dust which makes them able to shrink to microscopic size...

...in order to

**Francie** Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:02 pm

hide in very

**Ming Leung** Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:06 pm

very very small....

**Amplanohre** Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:29 pm

niches. Just one

**Ming Leung** Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:46 pm

small problem though.....

**Amplanohre** Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:53 pm

they couldn't make

**Aaleen** Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:36 pm

a way to

**Amplanohre** Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:38 pm

return to normal

**Ming Leung** Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:45 am

So they decide (I have no idea where we are haha)

**Amplanohre** Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:24 am

to drink lots

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