Re: The Cookie Game

**Maillig** Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:26 pm

you than "run into" "BANELINGS BANELINGS BANELINGS OHHHHHHH" I than run in after you're covered in acid I steal the cookies

**Amplanohre** Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:37 pm

This is just pathetic...as you skip merrily away with the cookies, my kangaroo jumps right on top of you (turning you into a bloody pancake) and I take the cookies and hop away in her pouch.

**Maillig** Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:50 pm

While in the pouch you can't breathe passing out, it turns out that my bloody mess why a humanoid cylon version of me and the real version of me comes and shoots the kangaroo with sleepy juice and I take the cookies.

**Amplanohre** Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:43 pm

I take the used "sleepy juice" dart and shoot you with it. Turns out, it still has a little juice left. When you get knocked unconscious I take the cookies.

**Ming Leung** Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:47 pm

Then I hop in, (pun intended) while you were busy laughing at maillig's face. I snatch the cookies...(I don't think this is possible but o well)

**Amplanohre** Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:28 am

You try to snatch the cookies but I punch you in the face...sorry.

**Maillig** Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:46 am

It turns out I was faking it and than I punch you in the face and fly into space with the cookie before my buddy, Mr. Biden tells his friend Mr. Obama to launch the nukes on you Smile

**Amplanohre** Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:40 pm

About 6 miles above the planet's surface the nukes they launched collide with your rocket in a splendid explosion. Of course the cookies are vaporized...but I don't have any dough to make new ones Sad

**Maillig** Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:54 pm

But I do! I make new ones in at West Point and they're in a hollow gold bar!

**Ming Leung** Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:58 pm

Then a group of bandits over run the base and steal all the gold bars.

**Maillig** Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:13 pm

But Jackie Chan comes over and defeats the bandits taking back the gold and the cookies to Fort Knox!

**Ming Leung** Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:15 pm

Then he is stopped by the american police because he came to the US as an illegal immagrant.

**Maillig** Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:34 am

It doesn't change the fact that I now have the cookies Wink

They have no proof I helped him in any way Very Happy

**Amplanohre** Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:50 pm

As you go on your merry way, you trip on your own shoelace and drop the cookies. I jumped out of the bushes and snatched up the cookies. Huh Ha!!

**Maillig** Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:04 pm

But the bee in the bush made you go hush (sounds like a bad Dr. DR Seuss poem) after stinging you in the neck, and it just so happen you're allergic to that type of bee. I than take the cookies from your corpse and go back on my happy way Smile

**Amplanohre** Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:19 pm

It just so happens that I'm not allergic to anything and so when you try to snatch the cookies from my "corpse" I kick you where it hurts and run away screaming "Stranger danger!! You're unsafe!!!"

**Maillig** Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:23 pm

It turns out you are allergic to this unique bee and after kicking me you fall I than stand up and tell the police to back off showing them I am the admiral of the United Space Fleet. I than go into orbit and than order the orbital bombardment of the entire state in wish you were laying in.

**Amplanohre** Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:23 am

But what good does that do? I still have the cookies, you didn't take them...

And I'm pretty sure the police would laugh at you if you showed them a badge that said "Admiral of the United Space Fleet" because Earth doesn't have a space fleet and lots of people on Earth don't believe in aliens so you seem a bit like a lunatic.

When you show them the badge, they laugh at you and lock you in the psychiatric ward in the local prison.

**Maillig** Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:26 pm

Prison break and than I make the crazy people hunt you down and take the cookies (one of them happened to be a ex-CIA agent)

**Amplanohre** Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:18 pm

Well played...

But some of the crazy ones get confused and they bring the cookies back to me. Then I train them like German Shepherds and have them bring me the rest of the cookies after they finish mauling you. Razz

**Maillig** Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:19 pm

Dannnnggg, I hide and heal my wounds and than give them a shot of rabies causing them to bite you and while you're foaming at the mouth I steal the cookies and run away programming the cookie and I into minecraft

**Amplanohre** Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:16 pm

I get a rabies shot (which are extremely painful). What you didn't remember is that while you can program yourself and the cookies into the game, you didn't actually put yourself and the cookies in the game. So while your running around in your delusional Minecraft world, I take the cookies and run away.

**Ming Leung** Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:55 pm

(that was confusing.)

So while you run away you forgot there was stairs in mailligs house since that's where he programs stuff. So you fall down the stairs (all 50 of them) and go unconscious. Then I take the cookie and go off to go trade in the cookies for a new one cause it was all covered with amp's blood.

**Amplanohre** Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:24 pm

Who's gonna trade fresh cookies for bloody ones?

Anyways, when you leave the gross-fresh cookie trade fair, I ride by on my bike and snatch the cookies from your hands.

**Ming Leung** Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:40 pm

but I had military training and took out my pistol and with my mad gun skills, I shoot your front tire and so you go out of control and flip over your bike breaking 3 ribs, a leg, fractured arm and sprained neck. I run over and called the ambulance for you so you don't die, and then I take the cookies and decide to dip them in chocolate at the bakery.

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