Corrupt a wish

Granted, you go out to the mall with friends but you just stand there. Doing nothing...
Bet you'd rather be at home now?

I wish that my summer reading assignment was done and done well. A+ material!!

Granted, you're bored to death and than we have to give you adrenaline to bring you back which hurts...a lot...

I wish I could program information in my head.

Granted, you can. Unfortunately the programming is bugged and full of holes

I wish that someone had told me earlier about this stupid Spanish assignment!

Granted, they told you two seconds earlier than when they did.

I wish a certain university would admit they're system bugged out instead of blaming me.

UCF is that certain university isn't it...granted, they blame your parents for sending you to their university.

I wish I could read just as fast as raymund which is 4 lines at a time and finish a harry potter book in an hour

Granted, you also have the memory of a goldfish (it isn't too long...) so you forget everything you read.

I wish my brain was a flawless computer with a USB port.

granted, then somebody jacked into your brain and wiped out all the memory.

No wish Ming?

I wish Ming had wished for a wish so I may corrupt his wish, but he didn't make a wish so this is my wish.

sorry, I had none.

AND YOU DIDN'T CORRUPT MY WISH >_<

wish granted....blah blah blah except I wish that I wished for nothing. blah blah blah.....your turn

lol

I wish that I had a Steak n Shake in my house so I could get free shakes whenever and charge people if they want anything.

Granted, but it takes up the entire kitchen and living room so no more T.V. and no more room in the fridge cause it's all stocked up with milkshakes. I wish for......................

Granted, you wasted your wish cause you wished for blank

I wish that HR departments weren't such huge pains...

Granted, but they are still pains

I wish for a cupcake!

granted, but instead you get the ingredients to make it not and not the cupcake itself.

I wish for a better and faster computer that doesn't crash and with FLASH....that doesn't crash either.....

Granted, it doesn't have flash and it still freezes. Plus, there's the occasional explosion.

I wish for faster build times. All this waiting is killing me!

granted, but it goes so fast your computer doesn't comprehend and explodes...still severely injuring you. I wish I had straight As in schools like Amp does.

Granted, you have straight A's for the next week before falling to straight B's

I wish I could learn by osmosis

Granted, but too much gets stuck in there and you go mad.

I wish for a 4.0 average throughout my college career.

granted, but nobody hires you when you try to find a job.

I wish that Maillig will come to church everyweek..... -______-

Granted, but it's not yours...

On a serious note, I haven't been coming cause my dad doesn't like me going >_<

I wish my dad would be more chill

He is, but you just don't realize it...

But really, does he have something against church? At least go to like Samantha's church or something.

What wish am I supposed to be ruining?