Control of the Universe

--I think at this point the Dot Game is becoming less and less about the dot and more of a war for control of the Universe. This is why I've decided to split the topic into a new game: "Control of the Universe"--

So you blew up the Earth and the Moon to get the dot? You murdered 6.5 billion people...including your own family just to get a fictional dot...wow I guess we know who the most evil person in the world is...

Inter-Pol (the intergalactic police) arrest you for the homicide of 6.5 billion and the destruction of an entire world and they take the dot as evidence. At the trial, Ming and I testify against you and they lock you in jail on 6.5 billion life sentences (one for every person you killed) with no hope of parole. Your jail cell is constructed of the densest material known in the universe and is reinforced with an alloy of the strongest materials.

As a gift to help me remember the world you blew up, the judge gives me the dot.

I than get a retrial and get off with assisted suicide, since humanity would destroy itself sooner or later. Since there is no crime with that in the Articles of Colonization (the laws of the galaxy) the Inter-Pol arrest you for stealing and I get the dot back. Since I helped get rid of the biggest threat to the Universe I become president of the Galaxy with the might of the entire military behind me and my dot

I didn't steal the dot and there's no way that you can make anyone believe that I did. And the Laws of the Galaxy are not called the Articles of Colonization and you can't be president of the galaxy because there's no such position AND I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as "assisted suicide" in legal terms. You still killed them which is against the law...

Point is, you don't have the dot and Inter-Pol took the dot from me and gave it to the UP (United Planets) Safety Council. You gonna blow up the rest of the Universe too?

No, I organize a military coup in which the leader of every planet hails me as their leader. I than become the Admiral of the fleet and we arrest you and everyone that helped you for acts of treason against the new United States of the Universe.

Then me and amp start a revolution and over throw you and it becomes a democracy.

But everyone knows a democracy fails because the majority of people are uneducated and uninformed, that's why I overthrow you guys and establish a republic and take the dot as prize

Ming! Geez! Get your facts straight

The United Space Council for the Administration of Intergalactic Species grants Ming and I special protection because we are among the last of the Homo sapiens. In order to help preserve the species, the USCAIS prints a book about our lives and in the book I remind the public of the fact that you blew up an entire planet and killed billions of innocents to get what you wanted.

In response you get uprisings on multiple planets, and some parts of your fleet attack you in mutiny. Your flagship is destroyed and crashes onto the planet Elicoor XIII where I am living and I take the dot from the rubble.

ahem....it should be me and you amp...just saying you know, we've been through so much.... especially since we're the last homo sapiens.

Okay, Ming and I team up to defeat the evil forces of Maillig.

Than I remind them of your violence and that we are all homo sapeins and that simple Earthlings think all aliens are little green men. We than put down the uprisings, take a new ships, court martial the mutineers, and take you under arrest

Whose we?

Several rebellious planets refuse to be reconquered. They enter an Anti-Maillig Federation and put Ming and I in charge of them. In order to rescue the universe, they begin stockpiling defenses and ships.

Which I than destroy and in order to make an example destroy their world with Nukes. Now if anyone dares go against me hidden nuclear silos along with Battlestars will destroy any world that goes against me. We is me and the universe except for you and Ming, btw you both can't win so sooner or later you have to double cross

We're only teaming up to take you out...even if he doesn't really pull his weight.

Now knowing this information, we assemble a spy network that locates each of your "hidden silos." Then, I stir up riots on the planets where your nuclear silos are hidden. The rioting planets join the AMC (Anti-Maillig Confederation) and now their nuclear silos are aimed at your loyal planets.

doesn't AMC stand for something else.....oh yea! AMC testing for math competition right?

Yes, and AMC is also a movie theater corporation.

And a TV channel

While you two were talking I kill every single person that joined you two. Now the war torn universe surrenders to me and we prepare to execute you by throwing you out the airlock of our spacecruiser.

Every single person? I think not!

Your crew commits mutiny and they throw you out the airlock instead! Then we all fly back to your capitol planet and dissolve your not so mighty empire.

Luckily I'm wearing a suit, I than take the rag tag fleet of life in the Universe and we beat you in a space and land battle. The last 40,000 survivors in the Universe put you in prison and we settle in the last untouched world named New Caprica.

Unfortunately for you, some of them don't trust you and they let me out of jail. And, I still have my time distorting device. I use it to restore a large number of the planets and their populations and establish a galactic republic (like in star wars) where I am Chancellor.

You become a dictator whom no one likes and they overthrow you. We establish a Republic in which one representative from every planet meets with me being the head of the Quorum (which we decided to call it)

but somebody in the room assassinates everybody else except you and makes it seem that you did it.

But everyone knows better as why would I kill my own government? Nonetheless I become President after everyone elects me and I rule while hunting you two down.

But we learned how to blend our selves in so you can't see us. and we have designed our clothing so you can't see us with thermal detectors. (HA! bet ya didn't see that coming) So there is no way that you guys can hunt us down. So we sneak into one of your conferences and take you hostage.

Than everyone pulls out their guns and shoots all three of us multiple times with machine guns. Luckily my consciousnesses will download into a new body when I die, which happened when someone from the planet Caprica shoots me in the head to end my pain. You two are listed in critical condition and now I have you in a jail cell while you're in a coma and I'm just fine. I have a whole moon full of people to guard you two in your cells.