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Post  Ming Leung on Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:05 pm

of water and
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Post  Amplanohre on Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:09 pm

lots of vodka

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Post  Amplanohre on Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:15 pm

I like to play tennis every night with my banana in hand, which sounds dirty nevertheless, because of my pudgy uncle he ate my delicious piece of smelly dog poo.
But, He then ran away crying like a tiny newborn Capuchin monkey which caused a severe mental breakdown and an extremely large, disgusting boil which was so fat and greasy that even a flood couldn't wash out all that grease and oil covered with blood and crusty skin. I can't even describe to you how nasty he looked with that awful and disturbing, grotesque, 2 inch eyebrow colored like a toad's butt [that was] burned on a broken femur bone and [then] covered with big blue mushrooms. That was the fault of the man who smelled like a llama thrown in a washing machine without any chance to escape the smell and save the queen of England. As we continue an evil doctor decided to change his gender and turned herself into a hairy and oddly quite attractive life form called a Hippocampus. She took some vinegar and some chalk, mixed it all up with some butter, [more] butter, and butternut squash to create the [a] potion in order to destroy the evil dragon. The dragon was made of hot gas and a bunch of screaming little girls. The witch's potion was actually a vial of DGH (dragon growth hormone) mixed with a dash of cinnamon and a bucket of red hot Mexican chili sauce. The mixture made loud fart noises and an extremely eye watering cloud of methane gas that exploded violently on your [the witch's] face leaving a nasty burn. It also made a huge hole in[to] the strange place called Boo Radley, where things don't make [sense] themselves and people who [can] change the rules of nature with a machine that [also] makes ketchup and mustard very salty. Why does this planet has[ve] no monsters to eat it [the ketchup and mustard] all [up] and drink water? It's because they have no mouths and live on some pixie dust which makes them able to shrink to microscopic size in order to hide in very very very small niches. Just one small problem though they couldn't make a way to return to normal. So they decide to drink lots of water and lots of vodka...

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