The Cookie Game

This is basically the same as the dot game except with cookies! Remember, the object of the game is to hold on to the cookies, NOT TO EAT THEM!

I bake a batch of cookies and set them on an open window sill to cool. "Hope no one steals them." I think to myself.

Using my ninja skills I steal them and put them inside Fort Knox

I am a secret spy at fort knox and I go in and take the cookies for the prime minister of India.

As a gift of friendship, the Prime Minister gives the American Ambassador to India the cookies. The Ambassador brings the cookies home to his loving family, including his favorite son (that's me!) I take the cookies and hide them in my room.

Than the mouse hits your eye like a big pizza pie 'cept it's a cookie. Than I steal the cookie and make you a rookie, so I steal it, and go home.

I knock at the door and see you open it, so I knock you out and go find the cookies, jumping out of the window and hide in the woods.

A careless camper starts a forest fire and in a panic, you drop the cookies in a stream and flee the forest. The cookies travel downstream where I fish them out of the water and take them to dry.

while it was out to dry birds pecked at it till it was all gone. So I make a new batch and ship them of to my cousin in Australia.

(those are nasty cookies. Been in like 10 peoples hands, dropped, and soaked in water, then dried in the sun "bleh")

Your cousin receives the cookies and takes them with him to the park. He wants to go on a boat ride, but he has no money so he pays the fare with his cookies. Lucky for me, I was the boatman. I snatch the cookies and take one of the boats out to sea.

while you were on a boat, a monsoon formed and your boat flipped. Since you left the cookies on the table, it falls into the sea. The next day I went diving and found the cookies floating on the surface of the water.

Just before you pick the cookies out of the water, my cookie-retrieving pelican scoops them all up and brings them to me on the beach.

"'cuse me sir. I believe those are mine"

In other words I steal the cookie with my BFG and fly to the moon

GIMME BACK MY COOKIES!!

The nuclear explosion from the dot game sends waves of radioactive particles that bombard the moon. All your hair falls out and the cookies crumble into radioactive cookie dust.

So I bake some new ones!

...CROSS BREEDING OF FORUMS!!!!!1 GAH!!!!

anyhows I than also bake new ones and mix them up causing you not to know the real cookies. I than steal the real ones and you huddle in a corner wondering which ones are real since you can't eat them.

They're both plates of cookies and I'm perfectly content with your plate of cookies. But, just to get even more cookies, I sneak up behind you and trip you as you make your getaway. When you fall, I snatch up the cookies and run away! MWAHAHAHA!

then when you tripped him and walked away. You were sooooo happy to have 2 plates of cookies that you didn't look where you were stepping and fell into a pit which I dug. then I fished out the cookies and went on my way.

At the bottom of a pit was a portal and I fell through the portal and right on top of your head. With you unconscious, it was easy to steal the cookies

I than land on your head and run away to a super secret military bunker in the Canadian wilderness.

You like bunkers a lot lol

But in order to enter the bunker, you had to give the cookies to the head of security (that's me!)

I than fired you causing you to cry and drop the cookies and than I escape in a battlecruiser to the middle of space!

Then I shoot down your battle cruiser with my phoenix



I take the cookies and go to Aiur for the protection of the protosts.

(what nerds we are)

With the deathstar I borrowed from the Sith Lord (we're facebook friends lol jk), I blow up Aiur and take the cookies as they go flying into space. Unfortunately, they're little more than hard black crumbs so I bake new ones in the kitchen I installed in the deathstar.

I than pull a Gantrithor and fly my brand new battlecruiser into your Death Star blowing it up and I grab the cookie in mid-air (space?)

But since you flew your battlecruiser into my deathstar you just blew up your own ship and now your stuck in space kind of a moot point if you ask me...

Anyway, I teleport from the exploding deathstar to right next to you. In your state of shock, you let go of the cookies and I grab them and teleport back to Earth.

but you teleported right in front of me along with my terran friends and so you surrendered yourself, and I take the cookies and in return I spared your life.